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Take a Shower Among the Old Tractors

Richard — Thu, 04 Aug 2011 22:33:24 +0000

Old Tractors Shower Curtain 66″ x 72″

Down at the cafe this morning Farmer Brown told us that after a hard day on the old tractor he likes to take a shower surrounded by more old tractors. That statement was followed by uncomfortable silence. This cool Old Tractors Shower Curtain is perfect for farmers covered with tractor grime…old Farmalls and Cockshutts and Olivers and other classic old tractors. Farmers feed the world and deserve a cool tractor shower curtain.

Check out the full selection at Shower Curtain Bazaar of cool and unique shower curtains.

Product Details
Set the theme of bathroom with a personalized shower curtain to match the tile and towel colors. Designed to fit standardized bath tubs and fully waterproof from color wear, this polyester shower curtain is able to print a vast range of colors with a fine degree of detail. In addition, this tough durable fabric allows for easy cleaning.

Two Holstein Cows on a Shower Curtain

Richard — Sat, 30 Jul 2011 20:16:14 +0000

Hi, I’m Mabel and this is my friend Betsy. You may know us as the big black and white cows standing in the field. For the next few minutes though we’d like to stand here watching you shower. When you’re cows you take your excitement wherever you can find it.

Hah! Two funny cows watching you shower. We found this Voyeur Cows Shower Curtain over at Shower Curtain Bazaar. Other funny shower curtain there too so check it out.

Crazy Insane Gator Wrestling Video

Richard — Fri, 27 Feb 2009 09:37:17 +0000

How crazy does a dude have to be to go mano a mano against an alligator, which isn’t even a mano. Alligators are so crazy mean that that’s what the worse intersteller aliens look like. Giant alligator men.

Here’s an alligator wrestling video compendium of dudes performing death-defying feats of physical ability with deadly gators. And yes, that’s Jimmy C. Newman singing “Alligator Man.”

And sure, feel free to check out the Gator Wrestling T-Shirts I sell at RetroRanger. Currently there’s just an All-State Gator Wrestling design, but I may do more if I can find a hungry gator rasslin’ market.

Bloody Keyboard Guy Leaves a Mess for Cleaning Crew

Richard — Tue, 24 Feb 2009 08:34:27 +0000

The Famous gif

There’s been an animated gif floating around the intertubes for years, shows a cubicle dweller losing his cool and pounding his computer so hard, and repeatedly, that he ends up a bloody pulp. It’s funnier than it sounds.

Had a rainy afternoon to kill so took it upon myself to update the bloody keyboard guy from animated gif to youtube video. I dissembled the 240 frames of the gif, enlarged and cleaned up each frame, and then reassembled with my Windows Movie Maker. Added some music too.

There’s an accompanying bloody keyboard guy t-shirt for those too cool for the “I’m With Stupid” shirt.