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A couple of new websites just launched. Nothing big, just expansions of the Savant7 cluster.
First is the Boil Water Advisory site. Continuously updated reports of boil water advisories issued by municipal water suppliers. It will be interesting to see if individual articles can outrank local media sites and their similar reports.
Also underway [...]

To ensure freshness, arrogant scientists recommend storing nuts in abandoned tree stumps, the jowls of soft-toothed bears, or empty cassette cases. Ignore illegitimate science advice with today’s Groupon: for $10, you get $25 worth of nuts, dried fruit, and more from Nutty Guys.
Nutty Guys sports a massive selection of nuts, dried fruit, candied delights, [...]

According to folk etymologists, the term barbecue is derived from the French barbe coup, referring to the annual pig picking commemorating the infamous Bearded Rebellion. Celebrate saucy beards with today’s Groupon to Omahoma Bob’s Barbeque in historic downtown Wooster. Choose between the following options:

For $10, you get $20 worth of barbecue fare and drinks at [...]

Stained glass demonstrates the fragility of beauty, the robustness of craftsmanship, and the dangers of driving cars with beveled, painted windshields. Learn to use art responsibly with today’s Groupon: for $49 you get one Introduction to Stained Glass class at Studio Arts & Glass (a $100 value) in North Canton.
The educated staff at Studio [...]

Without the lanterns telling him if the British were arriving by land or by sea, Paul Revere may have mistaken a squirrel for the troops, relying on the sensitive, sensor-activated floodlights outside the Old North Church. Shed some light on the candle’s important role in American history with today’s Groupon: for $15, you get $30 [...]

The body compensates for lack of sleep by increasing adrenaline levels during the day, resulting in overzealous high-five injuries and dangerous fight-or-flight commutes. Get a good night’s sleep with today’s Groupon: for $50, you get $200 toward the purchase of any mattress set at Mattress Warehouse. Choose from 10 store locations in the northwestern Ohio [...]

Illiterate cowboys often wallow away in salon chairs, slamming shots of shampoo until surly enough to smash conditioner bottles on each other’s freshly highlighted heads. Avoid unsavory saloon-dwellers with today’s Groupon to M.C. Hair Consultants or studio mc. Choose from the following options:

For $45, you get an Arcona customized enzyme peel or Arcona deep-cleansing facial [...]

Appalachian Dracula was famously quoted as saying, “I never drink … moonshine.” Teach the original Dracula a thing or two with today’s Groupon: for $25, you get $75 worth of fine wine mailed directly to your door from Wine Insiders. Shipping is just one penny if you order a full case. Additionally, you may apply [...]

Despite their thick, tough husks, coconuts are unbearably sensitive to critiques of their hairy shells and overpowering presence in Mounds bars. Boost this fruit’s self-esteem with today’s Groupon: for $35, you get a 30-minute tropical massage with hot coconut oil (a $35 value) and a 30-minute ionic foot-detox treatment (a $45 value) at Contours Express [...]

In addition to providing instant zest when used for dipping, barbecue sauce makes an excellent marinade and can help migrating birds bond with fluffy clouds of mashed potato. Travel to new taste frontiers with today’s Groupon: for $10, you get $20 worth of barbecue fare and drinks at Akron Wing House. This Groupon can only [...]