What a cool clock for the tractor barn! An assortment of classic Cockshutt Tractors decorate the face of this large quality wall clock. The Cockshutt Tractor wall clock measures a whopping 17″ in diameter, easy to read from across the room. Ideal for the game room, garage, or wherever tractor loving people gather.
In 1946, Cockshutt began making the first line of modern farm tractors manufactured in Canada. The origins of the company’s agricultural business can be traced to the 1870s and various businesses operated by the Cockshutt family. The Cockshutt Plow Company was registered in 1910. The company’s tractor manufacturing operations were acquired by White Motor Company (later to be White Tractor) in 1961.
So here’s the scenario, you’re driving down the highway in your Cadillac Escalade, making a little delivery for your sometimes boss, Arizona Bobo.
Seek Dope K9 T-Shirt
You’re thinking you might make a Burger King stop the next exit, when suddenly a dashing and well-groomed officer of the highway patrol is right behind you. Lights flashing.
The good trooper runs your tags and inspects your license. He wonders if you would allow him to search your vehicle. You refuse this kind request. Something about search and seizure and civil rights and amendments and stuff. You’re pleased that you were able to put your 9th grade education to work.
A second trooper now arrives at the scene. He’s the K9 officer and he’s got his little friend with him. The schoolkids call’em Trooper Bill and Trooper Bingo.
The command is given, “Seek Dope. Seek Dope Bill, Seek Dope.” Yes, Trooper Bill is the K9, and it only takes him about 10 seconds to indicate the presence of drugs to Trooper Bingo.
K9 Officers Bill and Bingo
The troopers now have the legal grounds to search your vehicle. Which they do. With vigor. Discovering illegal contraband in the door panels of your shiny black Escalade. Dumbass.
Hey, don’t be so sad. Sure, you’re gonna lose the Escalade, but maybe you can buy it back at auction. And you can probably roll over on Arizona Bobo and get some time knocked off your sentence.
Support your local law enforcement, and check out the Seek Dope K9 T-Shirt at RetroRanger.
Feb 28th, 2010
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Hey, we’ve made a sale at RetroRanger! Just out the door is a brand spankin’ new Viewmaster 3D Dark T-Shirt. Click to See The Shirt. We hope you’ll visit RetroRanger when you need a cool retro gift idea.
This cool ringer t features some sweet retro record label art. Vintage record company graphic from the 1960s…Smash Records was home to James Brown, Jerry Lee Lewis, Roger Miller, Charlie Rich and other great performers. If It’s A Hit…It’s On Smash Records! Wonderful retro design perfect on t-shirt and sweatshirt and hoodies.
Feb 23rd, 2010
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The charming grandmothers down in shipping tell us that we’ve racked up another sale. Seems we’ve just shooshed-off that nice delivery man with a bag of cookies and a Edsel Car Jr. Ringer T-Shirt. See The Shirt While admiring that ringer t-shirt be sure and bookmark RetroRanger so you can find us easily when you need a cool retro gift.
Feb 22nd, 2010
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Hey, we’ve made a sale at RetroRanger! One of our uber-cool Dark T-shirts. Just out the door is a brand spankin’ new Chess Game Dark T-Shirt. Click to See The Shirt. We hope you’ll visit RetroRanger when you need a cool retro gift idea.
Your Grandpa prolly talks about Panama Red. If he can still talk. Here’s the dealio on that. Panama Red. or Panamanian Red, was a type of cannabis popular among weed aficionados of the 1960s and 1970s, and renowned for its potency. The typically high THC levels associated with the variety are thought to be dependent on the particular cultivar, rather than the Panamanian climate. But c’mon, that was 40 years ago and most the weed on the streets was really weak, especially compared to today’s co-op distributed marijuana.
The persona of Panama Red was established with the West Coast band, New Riders of the Purple Sage and their “Adventures of Panama Red” long-playing record in 1973. The album featured their one-big hit, Panama Red.
Here’s a cool sweatshirt perfect for anybody who has spent any time on the Band Bus. Just ask anyone in the Pep Band…they won’t tell you! What Happens on the Band Bus, Stays on the Band Bus!!
Feb 20th, 2010
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Good news shirt lovers! RetroRanger just shipped another sweet shirt. Headed out the shipping bay is a nifty rad Red Bird Records Light T-Shirt. Clicky and See Shirty. We hope you’ll visit RetroRanger when you need a cool retro gift idea.
Here’s a cool sweatshirt featuring vintage Old Topper Beer advertising. The Flavor That’s In Favor…Old Topper Beer. Wonderful 1940s advertising art for Old Topper, brewed by the Rochester Brewing Company.
