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So here’s the scenario, you’re driving down the highway in your Cadillac Escalade, making a little delivery for your sometimes boss, Arizona Bobo. You’re thinking you might make a Burger King stop the next exit, when suddenly a dashing and well-groomed officer of the highway patrol is right behind you. Lights flashing. The good trooper runs your [...]

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]]> So here’s the scenario, you’re driving down the highway in your Cadillac Escalade, making a little delivery for your sometimes boss, Arizona Bobo.

K9 Seek Dope T-Shirt

Seek Dope K9 T-Shirt

You’re thinking you might make a Burger King stop the next exit, when suddenly a dashing and well-groomed officer of the highway patrol is right behind you. Lights flashing.
The good trooper runs your tags and inspects your license. He wonders if you would allow him to search your vehicle. You refuse this kind request. Something about search and seizure and civil rights and amendments and stuff. You’re pleased that you were able to put your 9th grade education to work.
A second trooper now arrives at the scene. He’s the K9 officer and he’s got his little friend with him. The schoolkids call’em Trooper Bill and Trooper Bingo.
The command is given, “Seek Dope. Seek Dope Bill, Seek Dope.” Yes, Trooper Bill is the K9, and it only takes him about 10 seconds to indicate the presence of drugs to Trooper Bingo.

K9 Officers Bill and Bingo

K9 Officers Bill and Bingo

The troopers now have the legal grounds to search your vehicle. Which they do. With vigor. Discovering illegal contraband in the door panels of your shiny black Escalade. Dumbass.
Hey, don’t be so sad. Sure, you’re gonna lose the Escalade, but maybe you can buy it back at auction. And you can probably roll over on Arizona Bobo and get some time knocked off your sentence.

Support your local law enforcement, and check out the Seek Dope K9 T-Shirt at RetroRanger.

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