Seek Dope K9 T-Shirt

You’re thinking you might make a Burger King stop the next exit, when suddenly a dashing and well-groomed officer of the highway patrol is right behind you. Lights flashing.
The good trooper runs your tags and inspects your license. He wonders if you would allow him to search your vehicle. You refuse this kind request. Something about search and seizure and civil rights and amendments and stuff. You’re pleased that you were able to put your 9th grade education to work.
A second trooper now arrives at the scene. He’s the K9 officer and he’s got his little friend with him. The schoolkids call’em Trooper Bill and Trooper Bingo.
The command is given, “Seek Dope. Seek Dope Bill, Seek Dope.” Yes, Trooper Bill is the K9, and it only takes him about 10 seconds to indicate the presence of drugs to Trooper Bingo.

K9 Officers Bill and Bingo

The troopers now have the legal grounds to search your vehicle. Which they do. With vigor. Discovering illegal contraband in the door panels of your shiny black Escalade. Dumbass.
Hey, don’t be so sad. Sure, you’re gonna lose the Escalade, but maybe you can buy it back at auction. And you can probably roll over on Arizona Bobo and get some time knocked off your sentence.

Support your local law enforcement, and check out the Seek Dope K9 T-Shirt at RetroRanger.

This cool ringer t features some sweet retro record label art. Vintage record company graphic from the 1960s…Smash Records was home to James Brown, Jerry Lee Lewis, Roger Miller, Charlie Rich and other great performers. If It’s A Hit…It’s On Smash Records! Wonderful retro design perfect on t-shirt and sweatshirt and hoodies.


This is the Smash Records Ringer T at RetroRanger.

Your Grandpa prolly talks about Panama Red. If he can still talk. Here’s the dealio on that. Panama Red. or Panamanian Red, was a type of cannabis popular among weed aficionados of the 1960s and 1970s, and renowned for its potency. The typically high THC levels associated with the variety are thought to be dependent on the particular cultivar, rather than the Panamanian climate. But c’mon, that was 40 years ago and most the weed on the streets was really weak, especially compared to today’s co-op distributed marijuana.

This is the Panama Red Yellow T-Shirt at our 4PanamaRed webstore.

The persona of Panama Red was established with the West Coast band, New Riders of the Purple Sage and their “Adventures of Panama Red” long-playing record in 1973. The album featured their one-big hit, Panama Red.