How Whipped Would a Dude Have to Be

How whipped would the dude have to be to wear this shirt?

What if dude showed up at poker night with this shirt on? Wouldn’t it be perfectly acceptable to stretch the shirt up over his head, pummel him with ax handles, and push him out a 2 floor window? Of course it would be.

Man Rule: Man shall not be considered property of any woman. Unless she’s really hot. Really rich. or really horny.