Bacon Time? More Like Bacon Timepiece.

I would wear this watch. I would wear it hungrily and every time I looked at it, I would think: “num num bacon, nummmm.”

 
Actually, this is “The Original Bacon Watch” and I just finished designing it on the magical picture box. Minutes ago I sent off to the Savant7 manufactory headquarters for a sample so I can see it up close. If “The Original Bacon Watch” turns out as awesome as I suspect it is you will see it soon at an online storefront near you.